VXROW "7 Picture Disc + X PAMELA SMITH MTG BOOSTER (limited run)
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
WE R PUTTING UP 5 UN-MTG PACKS AT FIRST AND MIGHT BE ABLE TO RESTOCK IN THE FUTURE
VXROW "7 Picture Disc + X PAMELA SMITH BOOSTER (limited run):::::::::::::::::::::::::
7" Picture Disc Vinyl EP of "VXROW" by Vantana Row
33 1/3 rpm,
includes double-sided printed lyric sheet,
stickers,
and (x1) VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK (15 random VXROW X PAMELA SMITH MTG cards)
VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK
For years we’ve planned to make a vantana row-themed version of the rider-waite tarot deck. This goes back to 2017. We planned an all white 4ourIVer style layout with black digital polygonal line drawings of the major and minor arcana, possibly with us two replacing each character depicted in the original cards. but...At some point, years later, the desire afflicted us, to simply play mtg with original Pamela Smith tarot art. so
we did, actually design mtg-ruled tarot cards.
and!
since then!
With VXROW : FCKD UP
remix album coming, we’ve had a special merch plan
to celebrate the year anniversary of VXROW,
make fcking magic cards for each song.
Paired with each ep is now a vxrow booster pack.
15 random cards, 8 being the vxrow track list, each
depicting certain scenes from their
corresponding music videos, and 78+ Pamela Smith un-mtg remix cards.
p cool, ALSo, the vxrow songs we haven't filmed videos for
can now have their concepts put into card form (collect all 8 fck yeah what a crazy fckn idea vxrow x pamela smith booster pack)
happy vxrow-niversary
[Because of time crunch and printing manufacturer communication difficulties we can't put all 8 of the VXROW song cards in each booster, but CLOSE to it -we will put as many, likely 6? of them in each pack? Some or like ONE person might get all 8 idk- but in the future we will attempt to set up an order option that specifies individual cards or small bundles of specific cards-and if things go alright we might do un-mtg merch for future EPs and include VXROW in those boosters too ]
7" Picture Disc song list:
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Side A))))))))))
Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit
NoMo's Coming Back
Italian Artist Throws Invisible Molotov At Real Building
OLE FCK
(((((((((((((((((Side B)))))))))))))))))))
Computationally Bounded Adversary 98
Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)
Stray cats on speed dial, directed by Faja Y2K Overlord
Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)
Includes unlimited streaming of VXROW : FCKD UP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
...more
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VXROW "7 Picture Disc + X PAMELA SMITH MTG BOOSTER (2ND PRINT)
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
1ST RUN SOLD OUT
PUTTING UP ANOTHER 10 VXROW PACKS SHIPPING OCTOBER 30TH
VXROW "7 Picture Disc + X PAMELA SMITH BOOSTER (limited run):::::::::::::::::::::::::
7" Picture Disc Vinyl EP of "VXROW" by Vantana Row
33 1/3 rpm,
includes double-sided printed lyric sheet,
stickers,
and (x1) VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK
(15 random VXROW X PAMELA SMITH MTG cards)
VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK
For years we’ve planned to make a vantana row-themed version of the rider-waite tarot deck. This goes back to 2017. We planned an all white 4ourIVer style layout with black digital polygonal line drawings of the major and minor arcana, possibly with us two replacing each character depicted in the original cards. but...At some point, years later, the desire afflicted us, to simply play mtg with original Pamela Smith tarot art. so
we did, actually design mtg-ruled tarot cards.
and!
since then!
With VXROW : FCKD UP
remix album coming, we’ve had a special merch plan
to celebrate the year anniversary of VXROW,
make fcking magic cards for each song.
Paired with each ep is now a vxrow booster pack.
15 random cards, 8 being the vxrow track list, each
depicting certain scenes from their
corresponding music videos, and 78+ Pamela Smith un-mtg remix cards.
p cool, ALSo, the vxrow songs we haven't filmed videos for
can now have their concepts put into card form (collect all 8 fck yeah what a crazy fckn idea vxrow x pamela smith booster pack)
happy vxrow-niversary
7" Picture Disc song list:
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Side A))))))))))
Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit
NoMo's Coming Back
Italian Artist Throws Invisible Molotov At Real Building
OLE FCK
(((((((((((((((((Side B)))))))))))))))))))
Computationally Bounded Adversary 98
Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)
Stray cats on speed dial, directed by Faja Y2K Overlord
Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)
Includes unlimited streaming of VXROW : FCKD UP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
...more
Sold Out
VXROW 15 CARD UN-MTG EMPRESS BOOSTER PACK
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
Some of y'all have given us hell about selling boosters bundled with the record, which y'all prob already have we get that. So it's time we threw up a slice of heaven 4 u we ly hope this is what u wanted
15 cards:
8 VXROW songs
7 random Pamela Smith Tarot-MTG Series
Pamela Smith Tarot-MTG cards have been curated, produced nd ruled by VXROW.
Includes STICKER BUNDLE w/ unseen Gay Buddhist Church mtg sticker (not shown in current images)
Includes VXROW TX PROMO DISC of VXROW: FCKD UP.
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VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK
For years we’ve planned to make a vantana row-themed version of the rider-waite tarot deck. This goes back to 2017. We planned an all white 4ourIVer style layout with black digital polygonal line drawings of the major and minor arcana, possibly with us two replacing each character depicted in the original cards. but...At some point, years later, the desire afflicted us, to simply play mtg with original Pamela Smith tarot art. so
we did, actually design mtg-ruled tarot cards.
and!
since then!
With VXROW : FCKD UP
remix album coming, we’ve had a special merch plan
to celebrate the year anniversary of VXROW,
make fcking magic cards for each song.
Paired with each ep is now a vxrow booster pack.
15 random cards, 8 being the vxrow track list, each
depicting certain scenes from their
corresponding music videos, and 78+ Pamela Smith un-mtg remix cards.
p cool, ALSo, the vxrow songs we haven't filmed videos for
can now have their concepts put into card form (collect all 8 fck yeah what a crazy fckn idea vxrow x pamela smith booster pack)
happy vxrow-niversary
Includes unlimited streaming of VXROW : FCKD UP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
...more
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines.
Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others.
This is a remix of a track from the
Vantana Row Bible
Book of VXROW
-
Chapter 1
"Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit"
1
Hello, hello?
2
At the funeral, my pants look more grey than gold
3
Duracell / Power source
4
I’m a drop of cortisone
5
Meals on wheels / I gotta go / On a diet all alone
6
Need a break / I need a whole damn spacesuit
7
Shit is cold
8
Shit
9
Whole damn spacesuit
-
Chapter 2
"NoMo's Coming Back"
1
I'm not even an American no more / I'm a person of the world / Hangin witcha gurl
2
Didn't come back for the bodies, I came back for four
3
Yeah, I like you with some Donald Duck earrings on / Aw
4
Luckiest woman in the western hemisphere / Here
5
Take a guess / Let me know when you're coming back
6
Next, on FCK / Fuck
7
Yeah, I like you with some Donald Duck earrings on / Let me know when you're coming back
8
You're coming back
-
Chapter 3
"Italian Artist Throws Invisible Molotov At Real Building"
1
Hello / *Insert autobiographical content that helps you assume I am something above normal
2
It's more than lite molotov / Fire with candles and ankhs
3
Taking it step further on our planet like Murphy's Law
4
Essence is becoming god / Razor teeth lining its jaw
5
I am now more than I saw / Worlds like an oyster, so?
6
You don't give a fuck about what I think / I'm just one of billions
7
I don't give a fuck about what you think / You're just one of billions
8
Many / People / Like / Me /
9
Many people are like you / Many people are like me
-
Chapter 4
"OLE FCK"
1
It so happens that your stretched interpretation of that song helps you derive good self-affirmations and confirms things you previously thought about your fucking self
2
Go
3
I'm an old fuck and I feel fine about things, and my decisions
4
I try to stay positive, cause we all feel the same shit
5
Be sure that somewherrr, I started it simple
6
I try to stay positive, cause we all fly on through
7
Since you don't fit / I don't fit either
8
Yes, you know that it is all that matters, cause that's all there is
Chapter 5
"Computationally Bounded Adversary 98"
1
Continents of ammo and plastic
2
Fire walker with a cane and a bad back
3
Camp cope in the summer of lactive
4
Nudie mags in the attic / No Mad mags / You're welcome to have it / And break my habit
5
I've been surfing / I've been surfing on the web / Yes, I'm a bad bitch
6
Break habit / Been surfing / On the web, yes / Feel up to a bank ride? / Do you really fuckin work here? / Do you really fuck?
7
You're welcome / And break the habit / Breaking windows, 98 and entering / b and e : bicentennial edition
A quote from the book of VXROW may read,
"Hello, hello?" - VXROW 1:1
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