VXROW "7 Picture Disc + X PAMELA SMITH MTG BOOSTER (limited run)
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
WE R PUTTING UP 5 UN-MTG PACKS AT FIRST AND MIGHT BE ABLE TO RESTOCK IN THE FUTURE
VXROW "7 Picture Disc + X PAMELA SMITH BOOSTER (limited run):::::::::::::::::::::::::
7" Picture Disc Vinyl EP of "VXROW" by Vantana Row
33 1/3 rpm,
includes double-sided printed lyric sheet,
stickers,
and (x1) VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK (15 random VXROW X PAMELA SMITH MTG cards)
VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK
For years we’ve planned to make a vantana row-themed version of the rider-waite tarot deck. This goes back to 2017. We planned an all white 4ourIVer style layout with black digital polygonal line drawings of the major and minor arcana, possibly with us two replacing each character depicted in the original cards. but...At some point, years later, the desire afflicted us, to simply play mtg with original Pamela Smith tarot art. so
we did, actually design mtg-ruled tarot cards.
and!
since then!
With VXROW : FCKD UP
remix album coming, we’ve had a special merch plan
to celebrate the year anniversary of VXROW,
make fcking magic cards for each song.
Paired with each ep is now a vxrow booster pack.
15 random cards, 8 being the vxrow track list, each
depicting certain scenes from their
corresponding music videos, and 78+ Pamela Smith un-mtg remix cards.
p cool, ALSo, the vxrow songs we haven't filmed videos for
can now have their concepts put into card form (collect all 8 fck yeah what a crazy fckn idea vxrow x pamela smith booster pack)
happy vxrow-niversary
[Because of time crunch and printing manufacturer communication difficulties we can't put all 8 of the VXROW song cards in each booster, but CLOSE to it -we will put as many, likely 6? of them in each pack? Some or like ONE person might get all 8 idk- but in the future we will attempt to set up an order option that specifies individual cards or small bundles of specific cards-and if things go alright we might do un-mtg merch for future EPs and include VXROW in those boosters too ]
7" Picture Disc song list:
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Side A))))))))))
Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit
NoMo's Coming Back
Italian Artist Throws Invisible Molotov At Real Building
OLE FCK
(((((((((((((((((Side B)))))))))))))))))))
Computationally Bounded Adversary 98
Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)
Stray cats on speed dial, directed by Faja Y2K Overlord
Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)
Includes unlimited streaming of VXROW : FCKD UP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
...more
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VXROW "7 Picture Disc + X PAMELA SMITH MTG BOOSTER (2ND PRINT)
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
1ST RUN SOLD OUT
PUTTING UP ANOTHER 10 VXROW PACKS SHIPPING OCTOBER 30TH
VXROW "7 Picture Disc + X PAMELA SMITH BOOSTER (limited run):::::::::::::::::::::::::
7" Picture Disc Vinyl EP of "VXROW" by Vantana Row
33 1/3 rpm,
includes double-sided printed lyric sheet,
stickers,
and (x1) VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK
(15 random VXROW X PAMELA SMITH MTG cards)
VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK
For years we’ve planned to make a vantana row-themed version of the rider-waite tarot deck. This goes back to 2017. We planned an all white 4ourIVer style layout with black digital polygonal line drawings of the major and minor arcana, possibly with us two replacing each character depicted in the original cards. but...At some point, years later, the desire afflicted us, to simply play mtg with original Pamela Smith tarot art. so
we did, actually design mtg-ruled tarot cards.
and!
since then!
With VXROW : FCKD UP
remix album coming, we’ve had a special merch plan
to celebrate the year anniversary of VXROW,
make fcking magic cards for each song.
Paired with each ep is now a vxrow booster pack.
15 random cards, 8 being the vxrow track list, each
depicting certain scenes from their
corresponding music videos, and 78+ Pamela Smith un-mtg remix cards.
p cool, ALSo, the vxrow songs we haven't filmed videos for
can now have their concepts put into card form (collect all 8 fck yeah what a crazy fckn idea vxrow x pamela smith booster pack)
happy vxrow-niversary
7" Picture Disc song list:
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Side A))))))))))
Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit
NoMo's Coming Back
Italian Artist Throws Invisible Molotov At Real Building
OLE FCK
(((((((((((((((((Side B)))))))))))))))))))
Computationally Bounded Adversary 98
Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)
Stray cats on speed dial, directed by Faja Y2K Overlord
Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)
Includes unlimited streaming of VXROW : FCKD UP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
...more
Sold Out
VXROW 15 CARD UN-MTG EMPRESS BOOSTER PACK
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
Some of y'all have given us hell about selling boosters bundled with the record, which y'all prob already have we get that. So it's time we threw up a slice of heaven 4 u we ly hope this is what u wanted
15 cards:
8 VXROW songs
7 random Pamela Smith Tarot-MTG Series
Pamela Smith Tarot-MTG cards have been curated, produced nd ruled by VXROW.
Includes STICKER BUNDLE w/ unseen Gay Buddhist Church mtg sticker (not shown in current images)
Includes VXROW TX PROMO DISC of VXROW: FCKD UP.
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VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK
For years we’ve planned to make a vantana row-themed version of the rider-waite tarot deck. This goes back to 2017. We planned an all white 4ourIVer style layout with black digital polygonal line drawings of the major and minor arcana, possibly with us two replacing each character depicted in the original cards. but...At some point, years later, the desire afflicted us, to simply play mtg with original Pamela Smith tarot art. so
we did, actually design mtg-ruled tarot cards.
and!
since then!
With VXROW : FCKD UP
remix album coming, we’ve had a special merch plan
to celebrate the year anniversary of VXROW,
make fcking magic cards for each song.
Paired with each ep is now a vxrow booster pack.
15 random cards, 8 being the vxrow track list, each
depicting certain scenes from their
corresponding music videos, and 78+ Pamela Smith un-mtg remix cards.
p cool, ALSo, the vxrow songs we haven't filmed videos for
can now have their concepts put into card form (collect all 8 fck yeah what a crazy fckn idea vxrow x pamela smith booster pack)
happy vxrow-niversary
Includes unlimited streaming of VXROW : FCKD UP
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
...more
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines.
Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others.
This is a remix of a track from the
Vantana Row Bible
Book of VXROW
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Chapter 8
"Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)"
1
You're not going to come together / You'll stay home forever / You're not going to come to gather / It's a warning that you're not going to come together / When the time comes to gather, you'll stay in couples and waste away / You'll produce, and maybe procreate
2
Maybe / Oooh, okay, alright, bet / Bet / Start it from the tip
3
I never had inspiration to ride a bike to Beyonce / But Rihanna lookin damn good at the soiree / Even though I'm parked right in the van, next to Barnes N Nobles and the Target
4
Yeah, you'll snack, cause you might as well, while you're stuck there waiting to move
5
All of me, afraid of myself / (You're gonna need help)
6
Move / Or just lay in bed all day
7
(Y'all alright?)
8
I lay with my fiance, eating snacks we'll resemble one day
9
Thick and sweet our life is / Wine and cheese / We're hiking / All over the world, virtually, by watching / Docu-series on all the things / The times we're in... / These are where opinions are formed / In other words, this is where the magic happens
10
I'll be afraid of myself
A quote from this chapter may read,
"Move / Or just lay in bed all day"
- VXROW 8:6
supported by 6 fans who also own “Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance / Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (FCKD UP)”
this album has done irreputable damage to my music tastes and production
10/10 still goes silly dragonsfire07
supported by 5 fans who also own “Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance / Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (FCKD UP)”
supported by 4 fans who also own “Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance / Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (FCKD UP)”
fell into Days n' Daze when I was travelling, thanks to some of my road dogs. I don't have that freedom anymore but I feel a piece of it Everytime I listen to their music. love y'all! thefool309
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supported by 4 fans who also own “Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance / Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (FCKD UP)”
wonderful, optimistic, honest jams. community love song is so great, I'm so keen to learn to play it on my banjo.
kia ora, thank you! gavin the goblin