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VXROW : FCKD UP

by Vantana Row

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    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
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  • VXROW "7 Picture Disc + X PAMELA SMITH MTG BOOSTER (limited run)
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    WE R PUTTING UP 5 UN-MTG PACKS AT FIRST AND MIGHT BE ABLE TO RESTOCK IN THE FUTURE


    VXROW "7 Picture Disc + X PAMELA SMITH BOOSTER (limited run):::::::::::::::::::::::::
    7" Picture Disc Vinyl EP of "VXROW" by Vantana Row
    33 1/3 rpm,
    includes double-sided printed lyric sheet,
    stickers,
    and (x1) VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK (15 random VXROW X PAMELA SMITH MTG cards)

    VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK
    For years we’ve planned to make a vantana row-themed version of the rider-waite tarot deck. This goes back to 2017. We planned an all white 4ourIVer style layout with black digital polygonal line drawings of the major and minor arcana, possibly with us two replacing each character depicted in the original cards. but...At some point, years later, the desire afflicted us, to simply play mtg with original Pamela Smith tarot art. so
    we did, actually design mtg-ruled tarot cards.

    and!
    since then!

    With VXROW : FCKD UP
    remix album coming, we’ve had a special merch plan
    to celebrate the year anniversary of VXROW,
    make fcking magic cards for each song.

    Paired with each ep is now a vxrow booster pack.
    15 random cards, 8 being the vxrow track list, each
    depicting certain scenes from their
    corresponding music videos, and 78+ Pamela Smith un-mtg remix cards.

    p cool, ALSo, the vxrow songs we haven't filmed videos for
    can now have their concepts put into card form (collect all 8 fck yeah what a crazy fckn idea vxrow x pamela smith booster pack)

    happy vxrow-niversary



    [Because of time crunch and printing manufacturer communication difficulties we can't put all 8 of the VXROW song cards in each booster, but CLOSE to it -we will put as many, likely 6? of them in each pack? Some or like ONE person might get all 8 idk- but in the future we will attempt to set up an order option that specifies individual cards or small bundles of specific cards-and if things go alright we might do un-mtg merch for future EPs and include VXROW in those boosters too ]



    7" Picture Disc song list:
    ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Side A))))))))))
    Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit
    NoMo's Coming Back
    Italian Artist Throws Invisible Molotov At Real Building
    OLE FCK
    (((((((((((((((((Side B)))))))))))))))))))
    Computationally Bounded Adversary 98
    Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)
    Stray cats on speed dial, directed by Faja Y2K Overlord
    Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)

    Includes unlimited streaming of VXROW : FCKD UP via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ... more

    Sold Out

  • VXROW "7 Picture Disc + X PAMELA SMITH MTG BOOSTER (2ND PRINT)
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    1ST RUN SOLD OUT

    PUTTING UP ANOTHER 10 VXROW PACKS SHIPPING OCTOBER 30TH

    VXROW "7 Picture Disc + X PAMELA SMITH BOOSTER (limited run):::::::::::::::::::::::::

    7" Picture Disc Vinyl EP of "VXROW" by Vantana Row
    33 1/3 rpm,
    includes double-sided printed lyric sheet,
    stickers,
    and (x1) VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK
    (15 random VXROW X PAMELA SMITH MTG cards)




    VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK
    For years we’ve planned to make a vantana row-themed version of the rider-waite tarot deck. This goes back to 2017. We planned an all white 4ourIVer style layout with black digital polygonal line drawings of the major and minor arcana, possibly with us two replacing each character depicted in the original cards. but...At some point, years later, the desire afflicted us, to simply play mtg with original Pamela Smith tarot art. so
    we did, actually design mtg-ruled tarot cards.

    and!
    since then!

    With VXROW : FCKD UP
    remix album coming, we’ve had a special merch plan
    to celebrate the year anniversary of VXROW,
    make fcking magic cards for each song.

    Paired with each ep is now a vxrow booster pack.
    15 random cards, 8 being the vxrow track list, each
    depicting certain scenes from their
    corresponding music videos, and 78+ Pamela Smith un-mtg remix cards.

    p cool, ALSo, the vxrow songs we haven't filmed videos for
    can now have their concepts put into card form (collect all 8 fck yeah what a crazy fckn idea vxrow x pamela smith booster pack)

    happy vxrow-niversary



    7" Picture Disc song list:
    ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Side A))))))))))
    Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit
    NoMo's Coming Back
    Italian Artist Throws Invisible Molotov At Real Building
    OLE FCK
    (((((((((((((((((Side B)))))))))))))))))))
    Computationally Bounded Adversary 98
    Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)
    Stray cats on speed dial, directed by Faja Y2K Overlord
    Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)

    Includes unlimited streaming of VXROW : FCKD UP via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ... more

    Sold Out

  • VXROW 15 CARD UN-MTG EMPRESS BOOSTER PACK
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Some of y'all have given us hell about selling boosters bundled with the record, which y'all prob already have we get that. So it's time we threw up a slice of heaven 4 u we ly hope this is what u wanted

    15 cards:
    8 VXROW songs
    7 random Pamela Smith Tarot-MTG Series

    Pamela Smith Tarot-MTG cards have been curated, produced nd ruled by VXROW.

    Includes STICKER BUNDLE w/ unseen Gay Buddhist Church mtg sticker (not shown in current images)

    Includes VXROW TX PROMO DISC of VXROW: FCKD UP.


    ___________________________________________________
    VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK
    For years we’ve planned to make a vantana row-themed version of the rider-waite tarot deck. This goes back to 2017. We planned an all white 4ourIVer style layout with black digital polygonal line drawings of the major and minor arcana, possibly with us two replacing each character depicted in the original cards. but...At some point, years later, the desire afflicted us, to simply play mtg with original Pamela Smith tarot art. so
    we did, actually design mtg-ruled tarot cards.

    and!
    since then!

    With VXROW : FCKD UP
    remix album coming, we’ve had a special merch plan
    to celebrate the year anniversary of VXROW,
    make fcking magic cards for each song.

    Paired with each ep is now a vxrow booster pack.
    15 random cards, 8 being the vxrow track list, each
    depicting certain scenes from their
    corresponding music videos, and 78+ Pamela Smith un-mtg remix cards.

    p cool, ALSo, the vxrow songs we haven't filmed videos for
    can now have their concepts put into card form (collect all 8 fck yeah what a crazy fckn idea vxrow x pamela smith booster pack)

    happy vxrow-niversary

    Includes unlimited streaming of VXROW : FCKD UP via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ... more

    Sold Out

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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a rerecording of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW Chapter 1 "Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit" 1 Hello, hello? 2 At the funeral, my pants look more grey than gold 3 Duracell / Power source 4 I’m a drop of cortisone 5 Meals on wheels / I gotta go / On a diet all alone 6 Need a break / I need a whole damn spacesuit 7 Shit is cold 8 Shit 9 Whole damn spacesuit A quote from this chapter may read, "Shit is cold" - VXROW 1:7
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 1 "Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit" 1 Hello, hello? 2 At the funeral, my pants look more grey than gold 3 Duracell / Power source 4 I’m a drop of cortisone 5 Meals on wheels / I gotta go / On a diet all alone 6 Need a break / I need a whole damn spacesuit 7 Shit is cold 8 Shit 9 Whole damn spacesuit - Chapter 2 "NoMo's Coming Back" 1 I'm not even an American no more / I'm a person of the world / Hangin witcha gurl 2 Didn't come back for the bodies, I came back for four 3 Yeah, I like you with some Donald Duck earrings on / Aw 4 Luckiest woman in the western hemisphere / Here 5 Take a guess / Let me know when you're coming back 6 Next, on FCK / Fuck 7 Yeah, I like you with some Donald Duck earrings on / Let me know when you're coming back 8 You're coming back - Chapter 3 "Italian Artist Throws Invisible Molotov At Real Building" 1 Hello / *Insert autobiographical content that helps you assume I am something above normal 2 It's more than lite molotov / Fire with candles and ankhs 3 Taking it step further on our planet like Murphy's Law 4 Essence is becoming god / Razor teeth lining its jaw 5 I am now more than I saw / Worlds like an oyster, so? 6 You don't give a fuck about what I think / I'm just one of billions 7 I don't give a fuck about what you think / You're just one of billions 8 Many / People / Like / Me / 9 Many people are like you / Many people are like me - Chapter 4 "OLE FCK" 1 It so happens that your stretched interpretation of that song helps you derive good self-affirmations and confirms things you previously thought about your fucking self 2 Go 3 I'm an old fuck and I feel fine about things, and my decisions 4 I try to stay positive, cause we all feel the same shit 5 Be sure that somewherrr, I started it simple 6 I try to stay positive, cause we all fly on through 7 Since you don't fit / I don't fit either 8 Yes, you know that it is all that matters, cause that's all there is Chapter 5 "Computationally Bounded Adversary 98" 1 Continents of ammo and plastic 2 Fire walker with a cane and a bad back 3 Camp cope in the summer of lactive 4 Nudie mags in the attic / No Mad mags / You're welcome to have it / And break my habit 5 I've been surfing / I've been surfing on the web / Yes, I'm a bad bitch 6 Break habit / Been surfing / On the web, yes / Feel up to a bank ride? / Do you really fuckin work here? / Do you really fuck? 7 You're welcome / And break the habit / Breaking windows, 98 and entering / b and e : bicentennial edition A quote from the book of VXROW may read, "Hello, hello?" - VXROW 1:1
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[[[[Reggae Pioneer Miss Pat Chin of VP Records Celebrates 35 Years in the U.S. When Patricia Chin, cofounder of Queens, N.Y.-based reggae indie VP Records, ponders the changes in the music industry since she started out six decades ago, she exudes a spirited resiliency that is… ]]]]]
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW Chapter 1 "Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit" 1 Hello, hello? 2 At the funeral, my pants look more grey than gold 3 Duracell / Power source 4 I’m a drop of cortisone 5 Meals on wheels / I gotta go / On a diet all alone 6 Need a break / I need a whole damn spacesuit 7 Shit is cold 8 Shit 9 Whole damn spacesuit A quote from this chapter may read, "Shit is cold" - VXROW 1:7
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 4 "OLE FCK" 1 It so happens that your stretched interpretation of that song helps you derive good self-affirmations and confirms things you previously thought about your fucking self 2 Go 3 I'm an old fuck and I feel fine about things, and my decisions 4 I try to stay positive, cause we all feel the same shit 5 Be sure that somewherrr, I started it simple 6 I try to stay positive, cause we all fly on through 7 Since you don't fit / I don't fit either 8 Yes, you know that it is all that matters, cause that's all there is A quote from this chapter may read, "I try to stay positive, cause we all feel the same shit" - VXROW 4:4
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[[[[Reggae Pioneer Miss Pat Chin of VP Records Celebrates 35 Years in the U.S. When Patricia Chin, cofounder of Queens, N.Y.-based reggae indie VP Records, ponders the changes in the music industry since she started out six decades ago, she exudes a spirited resiliency that is… ]]]]]
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW Chapter 5 "Computationally Bounded Adversary 98" 1 Continents of ammo and plastic 2 Fire walker with a cane and a bad back 3 Camp cope in the summer of lactive 4 Nudie mags in the attic / No Mad mags / You're welcome to have it / And break my habit 5 I've been surfing / I've been surfing on the web / Yes, I'm a bad bitch 6 Break habit / Been surfing / On the web, yes / Feel up to a bank ride? / Do you really fuckin work here? / Do you really fuck? 7 You're welcome / And break the habit / Breaking windows, 98 and entering / b and e : bicentennial edition A quote from this chapter may read, "Nudie mags in the attic / No Mad mags / You're welcome to have it / And break my habit" - VXROW 5:4
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 2 "NoMo's Coming Back" 1 I'm not even an American no more / I'm a person of the world / Hangin witcha gurl 2 Didn't come back for the bodies, I came back for four 3 Yeah, I like you with some Donald Duck earrings on / Aw 4 Luckiest woman in the western hemisphere / Here 5 Take a guess / Let me know when you're coming back 6 Next, on FCK / Fuck 7 Yeah, I like you with some Donald Duck earrings on / Let me know when you're coming back 8 You're coming back A quote from this chapter may read, "Yeah, I like you with some Donald Duck earrings on / Let me know when you're coming back" - VXROW 2:7
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I wish for better days War is like a haze All the wounded men Glock inside my head Jesus called Bloody hands and all Y'all can have dat Baby dolls Like a hand-me-don't Getcha money back
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a few tracks from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 3 "Italian Artist Throws Invisible Molotov At Real Building" 1 Hello / *Insert autobiographical content that helps you assume I am something above normal 2 It's more than lite molotov / Fire with candles and ankhs 3 Taking it step further on our planet like Murphy's Law 4 Essence is becoming god / Razor teeth lining its jaw 5 I am now more than I saw / Worlds like an oyster, so? 6 You don't give a fuck about what I think / I'm just one of billions 7 I don't give a fuck about what you think / You're just one of billions 8 Many / People / Like / Me / 9 Many people are like you / Many people are like me - Chapter 4 "OLE FCK" 1 It so happens that your stretched interpretation of that song helps you derive good self-affirmations and confirms things you previously thought about your fucking self 2 Go 3 I'm an old fuck and I feel fine about things, and my decisions 4 I try to stay positive, cause we all feel the same shit 5 Be sure that somewherrr, I started it simple 6 I try to stay positive, cause we all fly on through 7 Since you don't fit / I don't fit either 8 Yes, you know that it is all that matters, cause that's all there is A quote from the book of VXROW may read, "You don't give a fuck about what I think / I'm just one of billions / I don't give a fuck about what you think / You're just one of billions" - VXROW 3:6-7
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 7 "Stray cats on speed dial, directed by Faja Y2K Overlord" 1 You wanna bite off more than you can chew 2 I gotchu, I gotchu 3 Laughing, but you're already tapping out 4 Text me, but never send a video from your apple phone 5 Always fun 'til my army Swiss Knife out 6 I was really worried but I'm not 7 (It's not always, generally true / I really worried but I'm not anymore / No fear, of me) 8 I put my bangs into my ponytail 9 I'm grieving same things that increase my health / The world is something I don't know how to unspell / Can't put my finger on it 10 Daylight dreams / Insanity is half the others / Know the other things I see 11 I've been in the world for about 3 more weeks / I know something / And then I gotta leave / And then I gotta 12 It's just on / The side on / Me A quote from this chapter may read, "Text me, but never send a video from your apple phone" - VXROW 7:4
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 6 "Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)" 1 Who even knows / You wanna whale or just a bucket that floats? 2 Wholesome on Channel 11 3 I'm crying for me about you / My arms detaching to help them 4 I'm seeing straight for weeks / I'm feeling closer to even 5 Incantation eating / Lunar cycled 6 Body apart but not all / Not even close / Ripping at the edging if I look too close 7 All my problems are normalized now / When will it be warm enough? 8 Wow 9 Wholesome A quote from this chapter may read, "Ripping at the edging if I look too close" - VXROW 6:6
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 6 "Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)" 1 Who even knows / You wanna whale or just a bucket that floats? 2 Wholesome on Channel 11 3 I'm crying for me about you / My arms detaching to help them 4 I'm seeing straight for weeks / I'm feeling closer to even 5 Incantation eating / Lunar cycled 6 Body apart but not all / Not even close / Ripping at the edging if I look too close 7 All my problems are normalized now / When will it be warm enough? 8 Wow 9 Wholesome A quote from this chapter may read, "I'm seeing straight for weeks / I'm feeling closer to even" - VXROW 6:4
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 8 "Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)" 1 You're not going to come together / You'll stay home forever / You're not going to come to gather / It's a warning that you're not going to come together / When the time comes to gather, you'll stay in couples and waste away / You'll produce, and maybe procreate 2 Maybe / Oooh, okay, alright, bet / Bet / Start it from the tip 3 I never had inspiration to ride a bike to Beyonce / But Rihanna lookin damn good at the soiree / Even though I'm parked right in the van, next to Barnes N Nobles and the Target 4 Yeah, you'll snack, cause you might as well, while you're stuck there waiting to move 5 All of me, afraid of myself / (You're gonna need help) 6 Move / Or just lay in bed all day 7 (Y'all alright?) 8 I lay with my fiance, eating snacks we'll resemble one day 9 Thick and sweet our life is / Wine and cheese / We're hiking / All over the world, virtually, by watching / Docu-series on all the things / The times we're in... / These are where opinions are formed / In other words, this is where the magic happens 10 I'll be afraid of myself A quote from this chapter may read, "Move / Or just lay in bed all day" - VXROW 8:6
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 8 "Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)" 1 You're not going to come together / You'll stay home forever / You're not going to come to gather / It's a warning that you're not going to come together / When the time comes to gather, you'll stay in couples and waste away / You'll produce, and maybe procreate 2 Maybe / Oooh, okay, alright, bet / Bet / Start it from the tip 3 I never had inspiration to ride a bike to Beyonce / But Rihanna lookin damn good at the soiree / Even though I'm parked right in the van, next to Barnes N Nobles and the Target 4 Yeah, you'll snack, cause you might as well, while you're stuck there waiting to move 5 All of me, afraid of myself / (You're gonna need help) 6 Move / Or just lay in bed all day 7 (Y'all alright?) 8 I lay with my fiance, eating snacks we'll resemble one day 9 Thick and sweet our life is / Wine and cheese / We're hiking / All over the world, virtually, by watching / Docu-series on all the things / The times we're in... / These are where opinions are formed / In other words, this is where the magic happens 10 I'll be afraid of myself A quote from this chapter may read, "I lay with my fiance, eating snacks we'll resemble one day" - VXROW 8:8
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 8 "Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)" 1 You're not going to come together / You'll stay home forever / You're not going to come to gather / It's a warning that you're not going to come together / When the time comes to gather, you'll stay in couples and waste away / You'll produce, and maybe procreate 2 Maybe / Oooh, okay, alright, bet / Bet / Start it from the tip 3 I never had inspiration to ride a bike to Beyonce / But Rihanna lookin damn good at the soiree / Even though I'm parked right in the van, next to Barnes N Nobles and the Target 4 Yeah, you'll snack, cause you might as well, while you're stuck there waiting to move 5 All of me, afraid of myself / (You're gonna need help) 6 Move / Or just lay in bed all day 7 (Y'all alright?) 8 I lay with my fiance, eating snacks we'll resemble one day 9 Thick and sweet our life is / Wine and cheese / We're hiking / All over the world, virtually, by watching / Docu-series on all the things / The times we're in... / These are where opinions are formed / In other words, this is where the magic happens 10 I'll be afraid of myself A quote from this chapter may read, "(Y'all alright?)" - VXROW 8:7
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 6 "Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)" 1 Who even knows / You wanna whale or just a bucket that floats? 2 Wholesome on Channel 11 3 I'm crying for me about you / My arms detaching to help them 4 I'm seeing straight for weeks / I'm feeling closer to even 5 Incantation eating / Lunar cycled 6 Body apart but not all / Not even close / Ripping at the edging if I look too close 7 All my problems are normalized now / When will it be warm enough? 8 Wow 9 Wholesome A quote from this chapter may read, "Body apart but not all / Not even close / Ripping at the edging if I look too close" - VXROW 6:6
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 6 "Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)" 1 Who even knows / You wanna whale or just a bucket that floats? 2 Wholesome on Channel 11 3 I'm crying for me about you / My arms detaching to help them 4 I'm seeing straight for weeks / I'm feeling closer to even 5 Incantation eating / Lunar cycled 6 Body apart but not all / Not even close / Ripping at the edging if I look too close 7 All my problems are normalized now / When will it be warm enough? 8 Wow 9 Wholesome A quote from this chapter may read, "All my problems are normalized now / When will it be warm enough?" - VXROW 6:7
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is live recording is of a song from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 7 "Stray cats on speed dial, directed by Faja Y2K Overlord" 1 You wanna bite off more than you can chew 2 I gotchu, I gotchu 3 Laughing, but you're already tapping out 4 Text me, but never send a video from your apple phone 5 Always fun 'til my army Swiss Knife out 6 I was really worried but I'm not 7 (It's not always, generally true / I really worried but I'm not anymore / No fear, of me) 8 I put my bangs into my ponytail 9 I'm grieving same things that increase my health / The world is something I don't know how to unspell / Can't put my finger on it 10 Daylight dreams / Insanity is half the others / Know the other things I see 11 I've been in the world for about 3 more weeks / I know something / And then I gotta leave / And then I gotta 12 It's just on / The side on / Me A quote from this chapter may read, "It's just on / The side on / Me" - VXROW 7:12
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 4 "OLE FCK" 1 It so happens that your stretched interpretation of that song helps you derive good self-affirmations and confirms things you previously thought about your fucking self 2 Go 3 I'm an old fuck and I feel fine about things, and my decisions 4 I try to stay positive, cause we all feel the same shit 5 Be sure that somewherrr, I started it simple 6 I try to stay positive, cause we all fly on through 7 Since you don't fit / I don't fit either 8 Yes, you know that it is all that matters, cause that's all there is A quote from this chapter may read, "...confirms things you previously thought about your fucking self" - VXROW 4:1
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 6 "Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)" 1 Who even knows / You wanna whale or just a bucket that floats? 2 Wholesome on Channel 11 3 I'm crying for me about you / My arms detaching to help them 4 I'm seeing straight for weeks / I'm feeling closer to even 5 Incantation eating / Lunar cycled 6 Body apart but not all / Not even close / Ripping at the edging if I look too close 7 All my problems are normalized now / When will it be warm enough? 8 Wow 9 Wholesome A quote from this chapter may read, "Who even knows / You wanna whale or just a bucket that floats?" - VXROW 6:1
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a few tracks from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 1 "Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit" 1 Hello, hello? 2 At the funeral, my pants look more grey than gold 3 Duracell / Power source 4 I’m a drop of cortisone 5 Meals on wheels / I gotta go / On a diet all alone 6 Need a break / I need a whole damn spacesuit 7 Shit is cold 8 Shit 9 Whole damn spacesuit - Chapter 6 "Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)" 1 Who even knows / You wanna whale or just a bucket that floats? 2 Wholesome on Channel 11 3 I'm crying for me about you / My arms detaching to help them 4 I'm seeing straight for weeks / I'm feeling closer to even 5 Incantation eating / Lunar cycled 6 Body apart but not all / Not even close / Ripping at the edging if I look too close 7 All my problems are normalized now / When will it be warm enough? 8 Wow 9 Wholesome A quote from the book of VXROW may read, "...On a diet all alone" - VXROW 1:5
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 8 "Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)" 1 You're not going to come together / You'll stay home forever / You're not going to come to gather / It's a warning that you're not going to come together / When the time comes to gather, you'll stay in couples and waste away / You'll produce, and maybe procreate 2 Maybe / Oooh, okay, alright, bet / Bet / Start it from the tip 3 I never had inspiration to ride a bike to Beyonce / But Rihanna lookin damn good at the soiree / Even though I'm parked right in the van, next to Barnes N Nobles and the Target 4 Yeah, you'll snack, cause you might as well, while you're stuck there waiting to move 5 All of me, afraid of myself / (You're gonna need help) 6 Move / Or just lay in bed all day 7 (Y'all alright?) 8 I lay with my fiance, eating snacks we'll resemble one day 9 Thick and sweet our life is / Wine and cheese / We're hiking / All over the world, virtually, by watching / Docu-series on all the things / The times we're in... / These are where opinions are formed / In other words, this is where the magic happens 10 I'll be afraid of myself A quote from this chapter may read, "...Oooh, okay, alright, bet / Bet / Start it from the tip" - VXROW 8:2
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 6 "Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)" 1 Who even knows / You wanna whale or just a bucket that floats? 2 Wholesome on Channel 11 3 I'm crying for me about you / My arms detaching to help them 4 I'm seeing straight for weeks / I'm feeling closer to even 5 Incantation eating / Lunar cycled 6 Body apart but not all / Not even close / Ripping at the edging if I look too close 7 All my problems are normalized now / When will it be warm enough? 8 Wow 9 Wholesome A quote from this chapter may read, "All my problems are normalized now / When will it be warm enough?" - VXROW 6:7
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[[[[[[[[Chit Chat Cafe at the Pier - Pacifica Restaurants https://www.tripadvisor.com › ... › Pacifica Restaurants chit chat cafe at the pier from www.tripadvisor.com Small and local coffee shop with adequate food selections. Free wifi and a great ocean view. Every weekend, there are musicians which draw big crowds. Great to ... Rating: 4 · ‎13 reviews · ‎Price range: $]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
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Vantana Row Bible lyrics are transcribed in order of appearance in song, with no repeating lines. Content may approach the topics of poverty, mental illness, acceptance, rationality and others. This is a remix of a track from the Vantana Row Bible Book of VXROW - Chapter 8 "Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)" 1 You're not going to come together / You'll stay home forever / You're not going to come to gather / It's a warning that you're not going to come together / When the time comes to gather, you'll stay in couples and waste away / You'll produce, and maybe procreate 2 Maybe / Oooh, okay, alright, bet / Bet / Start it from the tip 3 I never had inspiration to ride a bike to Beyonce / But Rihanna lookin damn good at the soiree / Even though I'm parked right in the van, next to Barnes N Nobles and the Target 4 Yeah, you'll snack, cause you might as well, while you're stuck there waiting to move 5 All of me, afraid of myself / (You're gonna need help) 6 Move / Or just lay in bed all day 7 (Y'all alright?) 8 I lay with my fiance, eating snacks we'll resemble one day 9 Thick and sweet our life is / Wine and cheese / We're hiking / All over the world, virtually, by watching / Docu-series on all the things / The times we're in... / These are where opinions are formed / In other words, this is where the magic happens 10 I'll be afraid of myself A quote from this chapter may read, "...When the time comes to gather, you'll stay in couples and waste away / You'll produce, and maybe procreate / Maybe" - VXROW 8:1, 2

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THE BANDCAMP EXCLUSIVE VXROW REMIX ALBUM

VXROW : FCKD UP

Is the most fckd up playlist we have ever put out -

I'll describe it by quoting a passage from the Vantana Row Bible, VXROW 1:7, "Shit is cold."

today is the anniversary of VXROW's official release (September 12th, 2021) an odd release day and an odd EP, with a fckd up remix compilation dedicated to it, featuring some very fckd up remixes from some very fckd up artists :


ERK
www.instagram.com/erksmeef/

Super Death
www.instagram.com/super_death_/

AZÚCAR
www.instagram.com/fuckazucar/

Diet Tea Other Cola
open.spotify.com/artist/67qT1bNQmHwcQK1RzkffrD

ᴵˈᵐ ᵒᵏ(ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ͜ ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ˶ )♡
brendanrussellholcomb.bandcamp.com

fuzzykyd
soundcloud.com/fuzzykyd

New sony
www.instagram.com/jus_kidding_bae1/

PLZM
soundcloud.com/neoplazm

METANOIA
soundcloud.com/donthear

Juniordeer
www.instagram.com/juniordeer/

And speaking of things dedicated to VXROW for it's anniversary;

we have designed / printed MTG cards for each song on VXROW-

and there is a chance you'll get nearly them all....

IN OUR VERY FIRST VXROW / PAMELA SMITH - MTG BOOSTER PACK
(included with every current purchase of the EP - more info in description of merch item above or below)

VXROW X PAMELA SMITH UN-MTG BOOSTER PACK
For years we’ve planned to make a vantana row-themed version of the rider-waite tarot deck. This goes back to 2017. We planned an all white 4ourIVer style layout with black digital polygonal line drawings of the major and minor arcana, possibly with us two replacing each character depicted in the original cards. but...At some point, years later, the desire afflicted us, to simply play mtg with original Pamela Smith tarot art. so
we did, actually design mtg-ruled tarot cards.
and!
since then!
With VXROW : FCKD UP
remix album coming, we’ve had a special merch plan
to celebrate the year anniversary of VXROW,
make fcking magic cards for each song.
Paired with each ep is now a vxrow booster pack.
15 random cards, 8 being the vxrow track list, each
depicting certain scenes from their
corresponding music videos, and 78+ Pamela Smith un-mtg remix cards.
p cool, ALSo, the vxrow songs we haven't filmed videos for
can now have their concepts put into card form (collect all 8 fck yeah what a crazy fckn idea vxrow x pamela smith booster pack)

happy vxrow-niversary

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released September 12, 2022

THE BANDCAMP EXCLUSIVE VXROW REMIX ALBUM --------featuring remixes from ERK, Super Death, AZÚCAR, Diet Tea Other Cola, ᴵˈᵐ ᵒᵏ(ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ͜ ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ˶ )♡, fuzzykyd, New sony, PLZM, Juniordeer, & METANOIA -----is the most fckd up playlist we have ever put out -

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