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FAT_ASS_PUSSY

by Vantana Row

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  • 711 TEE + VXROW 7" / MTG CARD
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    711 Tee + VXROW 7" EP + a randomly selected Magic: The Gathering card
    based on a song from VXROW EP (more mtg cards can be requested in check out)
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    Vantana Row 711 Shirt Specs - GILDAN Heavy Cotton Tee
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    Medium LENGTH - 29"
    Medium WAIST - 19"
    Medium CHEST - 19"
    Medium SHOULDER - 18"
    Medium SLEEVE - 7"
    Medium ARMHOLE - 9"
    Medium NECK - 9"
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    Large LENGTH - 31"
    Large WAIST - 22"
    Large CHEST - 22"
    Large SHOULDER - 20"
    Large SLEEVE - 8"
    Large ARMHOLE - 9.5"
    Large NECK - 10"
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    7" Picture Disc Vinyl EP of "VXROW" by Vantana Row
    33 1/3 rpm, includes double-sided printed lyric sheet




    (Side A)
    Did Somebody Just Call It a Whole Damn Space Suit
    NoMo's Coming Back
    Italian Artist Throws Invisible Molotov At Real Building
    OLE FCK
    (Side B)
    Computationally Bounded Adversary 98
    Wholesome Looked At Me And I Could Tell She Was Channel 11 (prod. fuzzykyd)
    Stray cats on speed dial, directed by Faja Y2K Overlord
    Fierce-oncé or Wat Tf Rhymes with Beyonce: fiance (ft. The Real Rasta OG)

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1.
(At the funeral my pants look more / Grey than gold / Duracell / Power source I'm a drop of cortisone Meals on wheels I gotta go On a diet all alone) Need a break I need a whole damn spacesuit (Shit is cold) Whole damn spacesuit Need a break I need a whole damn spacesuit (Shit is cold) Whole damn spacesuit / Whole damn spacesuit (Shit is cold) Whole damn spacesuit
2.
(Enjoy the next thirty minutes of uninterrupted listening) You hate your life You hate your life You hate yours I hate mine You hate your life You hate your life You hate yours I hate mine If you ruled the world, it'd be shit If you ruled the world, it'd be shit If you ruled the world, it'd be shit If you ruled the world, it'd be shit
3.
Show your fuckin self Empress golden gat Don't gotta use it She know she can, if she gotta Close to the edge, but she gonna hold it The anger in her, no more MORE MORE MORE Call them up Ready The way through the ocean of emotion is straight through No, not around The way you decide to embrace it is simply moot
4.
(Momma lookit / No, I'm pressing this button) She ain't shit (Maybe not) Just a bag a dirt (Maybe not) Gettin' swerved Poppin' lures (Maybe not) Hailin' girls In a way, this works (Maybe not) We been doing good Rocket launch a pipe In a sub-white neighborhood Cops called all the time Cops got hella time (Just watch) Like the van life? Maybe not.. You got hella time Neighborhood watch
5.
Sweden X 01:10
(So now what I'm gonna do, is I'm gonna change my track view from waveform to warp markers / To do that, I could come over here and click on waveform and select warp / Or, since you know how much I love keyboard shortcuts / Keyboard shortcuts) Garage, get my van good Metal bumper, tank hood On our way to subwoof Worldstar on my bronze locked Engine runs on bat's blood Make or break a sound hoof Tattoo lines in colour One eye opened, one closed
6.
Yeah, all of you are my children
7.
Fiver 01:50
I bought these beers Last night was worth it EBT : Ebby Tebby New York City : In my dreams I love Tha Bay But I can't afford To pay the rent Work a shitty job Just for cigarrettes (So I'll just sleep here and wait) I want to drink to dumb the pain Of being broke but got no change So I'll just slip into this slumber, waiting So I just sleep until the sun stops rising
8.
All of you can suck my fucking dick I think we are going to make it Rake it and fully embrace it Give it a name and a placement Sell like a drug in yo basement Atlantis and the radio facelift Into a podcast of witches And they stay burnin' these bitches Like firewood in dey kitchens // Can you come over for tea Do you believe in a key Sent over Japanese seas Blood in the form of the queen (We're toasting while we're smoking We're coasting by East Oakland We're toasting, why? We're smoking hot We're coasting by East Oakland) In a tube of extra mental Get it at a Terry Temple Sentimental A bottle at Buddha's Temple En a deeble kept it wittled Sent a package out to Kendall's She a devil Intoxicating da rebels

about

double ep release - with art (both cover illustrations) by B (www.instagram.com/bumblbae)

FAT_ASS_PUSSY
&
DOGGEM FUCKEM UDONTKNOWMEWELLENUFFYET VXROW3

A lot of complaints that our recordings don't sound like our live-we've been re-recording a lot.

This EP in particular is our setlist from Winter 2022 when we did a Texas mini tour following HHLL, DDG, and Executioner's Mask.

We played songs from 4ourIVer, Normis, VXROW, our self-titled and others while Volly ranted about the power of her fat ass pussy in between parts.

FAT_ASS_PUSSY

we love yall - we're currently in New Mexico, realizing we've been sitting on this finished EP for months. So, here u go becasue just shred tf out honestly love you

THIS IS EP one of two. The next comes at the end of the month, and is our current set for WORLD WAR DRIVE BY TOUR

credits

released March 8, 2023

Art by B - instagram.com/bumblbae
All other credit is given to Volly's rants on having a fat ass pussy

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